If you’re a fan of beer, chances are that, at some point, you’ll find yourself wondering how you could possibly improve your beer drinking experience. There’s nothing wrong with that at all. In fact, we all love a good gadget from time to time, especially if it streamlines the consumption process.
Whether they are light-hearted and fun, or serve a serious purpose, these awesome beer accessories are here to help you on your epic drinking journey.
Magnetic Beer Opener and Cap Catcher – $19
There are a lot of different ways to open a bottle of beer. If you’re desperate enough, you don’t even need to use a bottle opener to get to that delicious hoppy nectar. Whatever you do to get that bottle open, you’re probably going to have to deal with the bottle caps at some point. Unless of course your bottle opener catches them for you!
$19
Thermos Can Insulator – $11
Imagine yourself on a hot summer evening, beer in hand, with the sun beating down upon you and your canned beverage. If you don’t drink fast enough, you’re probably going to find yourself slowly guzzling warm liquid until it’s finally time to crack another one. However, if you have this Thermos Can Insulator, you could keep that beer cold for hours without having to break a sweat — unless you’re already sweating.
$11
Shower Beer Holder – $15
Have you ever found yourself drinking a beer in the shower? You may have noticed how difficult it can be to to apply your shampoo and body wash when you’re also trying to get a little buzz going. What you really need is to grab yourself one of these shower beer holders to give yourself a place to set your beverage down while you scrub. If you’re trying to justify buying one of these for yourself, you can always use it for shampoo or something lame like that when you aren’t drinking beer.
Outlaw Leather Beer Holster – $30
Whether you’re at a barbecue, a friend’s party, or just at a crowded bar, there’s not always a place to put your beer — until now. Having a beer holster doesn’t just make you look cool, it makes you look like you’ve been to a rodeo before and now have a pretty good idea what they are about. If you had to pull the trigger on any of these beer accessories, this might just be the one for you.
Toast Leather Pint Glass Cuff – $24-plus
When you’re at a party with a ton of people, sometimes it may be hard to keep track of which cup is yours. Sure, you can do the old Solo cup and a Sharpie method, but we’re older now, so we should be of the mind of classing it up a bit. That’s where Toast’s leather pint glass cuffs come in. These hand-stitched leather wraps fit fourteen and sixteen-ounce glasses and come in a variety of colors. For a little extra, you can even get a pre-existing design, or you can go all out and add your own custom illustration.
Suzy Kuzy Beer Mitt – $12
Spring has sprung, and summer is on it’s way, but that doesn’t mean it’s always going to be sunshine and daisies when you’re drinking outside. Whether you’re tailgating, barbecuing in your backyard, or just casually sipping a beer in snow storm, you’re going to want to keep those beer grabbers warm while you’re grabbing a beer. You could even pick up two of these beer mitts and drink two beers at once, like a champion.
$12
Stubby Strip Original – $15
Carrying beer from one place to another can be annoying, especially if you and all of your friends have all brought different craft beers. This is a problem no more with the Stubby Strip. Perhaps the most laugh-inducing name on this list, the Stubby Strip allows you to carry up to seven bottles or cans at time. Simply slip them in and wrap them up. From there, all you need to do is grab the handle and go.
Magnetic Beer Bottle Hanger – $14
Every fridge should have beer in it, but not every fridge has the room for it. You could always forgo that grocery trip to make room for more frothy beverages, but could you sustain an only-beer lifestyle? Probably not. How about instead you just pick up this magnetic hanger and have the best of both worlds.
$14
Beer Belly Stealth Drinking System – See it
Ever wanted to be able to drink what you want, when you want, and look like you have the perfect dad bod without having to try? Enter the Beer Belly. Like the beer can helmet of yore, the Beer Belly lets you load up on your favorite beverage (Who says you need to stop at beer? Why not an Old Fashioned belly?) and sneak it into wherever you’re going. Sure, you’ll probably look like an slob who has distinct opinions on who shot first — it was Han — but who cares? You won’t have to pay $55 for a large Coke when you to the movies. (They also have the Wine Rack for women, so there’s that.)
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Kinkajou Bottle Cutter – See it
You can’t use this one to drink, but you need to drink to be able to use this accessory (this seems like the best kind of problem to have). The Kinkajou Bottle Cutter turns your normal bottles into glassware by slicing through them. Not only do you get to build out your collection with any number of cool looking beer-bottles-turned-glasses, but it also cuts down on the amount in your recycling bin (which will cut down on the amount of passive aggressive texts you’ll get from your neighbor about your “drinking problem”). Just remember to sand it when you’re done.
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